Buzz-Boner refers to the amount of buzz in a certain place . If a buzz-boner is on a flop then the place is not fun ; e.g. Church or a Retirement home . If you have a stiff Buzz-Boner you are at sweet house party or a good club .
Person 1 : Man , how was the party last night .
Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .
Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .
Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .
Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .
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John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.
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Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
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