(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.
I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014
Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
by JewishPube December 13, 2010
When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.
by ThE cReAtOr July 04, 2018
One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.
Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."
Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."
Guy 1: "Total boner."
Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."
Guy 1: "Total boner."
by louis_friend August 07, 2011
A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.
John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.
by Formingsinger16 July 12, 2016
by WCMC in Cincinnati September 02, 2016
when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.
johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
by imincalimotherfucker12343243 June 01, 2011