Beter Loon

Someone who misspells words.

Oh looks Craig spelled “better” as “beter” and Tyler spelled “look” as “loon”. There such beter loons.

by bisexual pragmatist November 19, 2019

Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.

Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

BatterFang

An Urban Legend known as a Pure Black Cat that wags its tail & actually thinks it is a Dog

My Cat CID SIDESTEP is the ultimate & true definition of a BatterFang.

by ChaosAboundZ October 24, 2019

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

Battert

To be energised like a battery whilst writing

Shut up Raymond Battert is a thing

by ExileOfSin April 14, 2020

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

belter

it means a stupid picture of someone, like a really bad picture of someone

can yous send me some belters of ____?

by CUNT CRAIG May 13, 2020