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The best man in the universe

Christopher Bangchan, quite literally the best man in the universe!!
by Mickey!! March 28, 2023
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The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...
Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet
Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?
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Bernice’s Best friend

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”
by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023
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Best-Est

Sushi cupcake is the best-Est.
You are the best-Est
by Kornstricted April 1, 2023
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Regional at Best

The sophomore studio album by American alt rock band Twenty One Pilots.
Person 1: I just listened to Regional At Best!
Person 2: Aw hell yeah!
by SomebodyKilledMrWolf January 13, 2023
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Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.
you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck
by speedy beany January 14, 2023
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