April 1st

National bulliy feilds day

The defined definition of April 1st
Me "feilds you are gay"
Feilds "NO IM NOT"

by Apple_bottom_jeans December 6, 2021

April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

April 13th

national fuck a friend day!

for example, on april 13th, you would fuck one of your friends and it wouldn’t mean anything!

by milfmommy360 April 12, 2022

23th of april

National int david day

its the 23th of april:
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
Rentner Nekro joined the lobby
David: :(

by urfatlol April 23, 2021

April 15

April 15th is national go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day

“Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”

by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019

April 25th

National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.

A National holiday created in response to April 24th

"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"

"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"

by DooDooBatter February 22, 2023

April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021