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the all-american rejects

A bunch of whinney little girls in what is meant to be some sort of indie-pop-boyband mixture. Overall, thier music seems to sounds like some sort of retarded siren, or banshee singing into a microphone with the screetches of whats seems like broken, distorted guitars and rythmic drumming that is at the level of a two year old infant, then all mixed together to form the infamous, worst band ever, The All-American Rejects.
Guy one: Oh my god, what is that sound?

Guy two: The new single from the All-American Rejects!!!

Guy one: It sounds like shit!

Guy two: I know!
by Toppsy Krettz July 13, 2009
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American Bento Box

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
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American chino wanker

Tennage American boy who obsesses over any thing soccer related (may even call it fútbol). This includes FIFA as their video game of choice... A chino wanker will obsess over the game, play all the time, learn all the players and even adopt a British accent.
An American chino wanker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like 'banta' because of their newly found British accent).
This type of person probably thinks they're better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
Either a fan of pop music (like Beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like Ed sheeran)
Most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
Wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino wanker. This type of chino wanker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to Americans.
Lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny dicks, as do regular chino wankers
friend 1: dude shut up, quit being such a dick
friend 2: chill, it's just banter... Let's play some FIFA! I'll kick your ass
friend 1: you're such an American chino wanker
by Daniel_casp July 13, 2015
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All American Blowout

The point after a hangover where you have explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit at the same time.
"After that crazy night, Jessica is sitting in the bathroom with an all American blowout."

"Oh that sounds rough!"
by Pwnographi September 13, 2016
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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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