Fresh Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

US Air Force moto

We eat carrots

US Air Force moto We eat carrots

by Dotsotx May 29, 2018

Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.

I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.

by Srzbzns December 10, 2018

air money shot

The act of simulating a cum shot at someone by shaking an empty fist at their face

Yo, this fine bitch next to me on the bus yawned so I busted out an air money shot while her mouth was wide open

by theRealbuckfutter July 15, 2015

Rawdogging Air

Walking around without a mask on. Traveling without a mask, taking a meeting without a mask. Being in public without a mask. Breathing without a mask on, basically.

Look at Steve, he's just rawdogging air. He'll definitely get Covid.
It was great to be in Texas - everyone was just rawdogging air. You never see that here in California!
Bro, have you flown lately? It's legal to just rawdog air now!

by CTOilMan July 26, 2022

air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s

"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".

by Ceeclef June 4, 2017

Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023