adam

white guy that says the n word way too much

"adam needs to stop saying the word!"

by mr. hottie suck me February 26, 2024

Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.

1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"

by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009

Adam

The best safety in the WPIAL and a serious dog enthusiast. Brightens the entire room he’s in. probably because his teeth are so big, bright, and beautiful. Has the curly hair just like jack harlow. Scared to show his true country origins at school, so he hides it behind a pair of gray sweatpants. Big ole mamas boy and definitely chows down when he gets a meal in front of him. follows the big three on tiktok: breckie hill, sommer ray, and anna frey. He makes up for it with his silly tiktok profile pic so that no hot girls will follow back. Does not wear high socks with cuffed sweats, but probably should start. Do not sit in his seat if you know it is his because he doesn’t like change. Overall his dashing personality and awesome looks overcome all of his negative traits. Get yourself an Adam.

“Did you see Adam get that interception last night?”

“yeahh stew goes crazy on that field”

by A.S. Muncher April 3, 2024

adam zapata

a jack ass that is stoned all the time and dose mashrooms like a boss is a badass # CATZ

ADAM ZAPATA

by dub cat June 18, 2016

Adam Waleed

the best person to ever live

Adam Waleed is the best of all time

by 7bibi 7abaso :) June 2, 2021

Adam

No one likes adam. Adam is the biggest pussy and the biggest scumbag. Adam will talk so much shit online but never does anything in person.. Adam is a peon.

Oh god no one likes adam

Adam is scared of everyone ..

by Adam Almaliki November 4, 2019

Adam

If you're reading this for the love of god please wash your climbing shoes

Ok so I got this idea for a crypto buff called "off the grid". What it does is that he wont get scanned by enemy scans and he wont be revealed to enemies because he will have this passive called off the grid which will protect him from enemy scans so when he gets scanned he technically doesnt get scanned because he will have off the grid passive that will protect him from the scans and since he is hacker I think he should have it have to protect him from enemy scans and I would call it off the grid and it would be his passive that would make him unscannable by enemy scans because it would be his passive and it would be called off the grid so when he gets scanned the enemies wont see him because he will have the passive ability that will protect him from the scans I believe crypto should have this ability because there is seer and respawn wont delete him so I believe they should at least give crypto ability that will make him completely immune to seer and bloodhound abilities and call it off the grid (thats the off the grid passive I was talking about) Adam

by GustavoFring Feet Pic Consumer November 23, 2021