Glass friend

“She’s definitely the glass friend
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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Friend of Judy

Vintage slang for a person attracted to the same gender, referring to the actress Judy Garland who married multiple gay men on purpose, so that they could live their lives freely whilst under the guise of heterosexual marriage. We stan a supportive queen.
Vintage lesbian 1: *winking furiously at vintage lesbian number 2* "So are you a...friend of Judy's?"

Vintage lesbian 2: "Why yes I am a...friend of Judy's" *winks back* *flashes knee*
by herbirdglitter January 10, 2021
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Trench Friend

A friend who you both enjoy each other's company and keep each other happy, but you both don't expect the friendship to last long. You both, however, always have each other's back and never back from a fight together. Considering how ugly trench warfare was, any friendships made were often broken by illness, artillery, gas, or gunfire. (never used during those times)
I really enjoy hanging out with him, but I feel he's more of a Trench Friend than a best friend
I have more Trench Friends than actual friends
by WardenMan May 09, 2018
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Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.
I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)
by Gamer34 April 17, 2022
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Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush
"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"
by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022
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drunken friending

The act of requesting friends with mutual friends on Facebook while under the influence of alcohol. Also known as FUI or Friending under the influence.
She awoke to several Facebook notifications of new friends as she had been drunken friending the night before.
Due to Facebook drunken friending he had several friends he had no recollection of acquiring (and didn't know who the hell they were).
by Sharic April 26, 2011
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Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.
Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
by DragynScales January 17, 2015
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