the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

Flo-Monster

Flo-Monster is a crazy, awesome being which is loyal and sexy. A FloMo is one of a kind and most likely to rule over lower beings. She drives a FloMobile and takes much joy in raping her close friends. Also fights crime with Stevie, her bitch.

She's so gonna be the Flo-Minister

Om nom nom Flo-Monster!!!

by stevieswarley May 9, 2011

The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Butt Monster

Usually a girl who is obsessed with butt holes. Also could be a girl who farts often and loudly.

That girl Lesley is a butt monster.

by VerySmartAndTruthful March 10, 2019

Kippis Monster

A person who hogs all the Kippahs because he apparently is addicted to them but really they are his only friends .

Damn that kippis monster
Why does the Kippis monster do dis?

by The Mica April 3, 2019

Aid monster

Someone who is trying to give you aids

Yo I'm getting chased by a aid monster

by Yo dad gay June 10, 2021