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Na ihr nerds?

Greeting used by German politician Philipp Amthor, becoming a meme after being used by German YouTuber Rezo.
Na ihr Nerds? Habt auch ihr Lust, von mir zerstört zu werden? - Philipp Amthor
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022
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nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
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Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
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Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.
"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"
by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011
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Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.
Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."
by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021
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cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer
Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.
by MusicSounds February 10, 2019
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Nerd

by 1ronoftherings September 7, 2019
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