"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025
Get the Internet Death Sentencemug. damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"
curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"
curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
by Mr.zx October 24, 2020
Get the Damb internet hooman..mug. She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.
by webfeat January 21, 2010
Get the Internet snackingmug. 69: “fuck chief keef, yall niggas ain’t gone kill me”
1 day later
69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll
1 day later
69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll
by ghjbftj June 12, 2018
Get the internet trollmug. by themanthatusestheinternet August 25, 2022
Get the Internetmug. When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
Get the internet hickeymug. Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
The Internets poopy! again
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
Get the Internets poopy!mug.