Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Force 12 Dump

Taking a shit so big it nearly overflows the bowl sometimes requiring a flush so you can continue.

You might want to wait a minute before going in their. I just took a Force 12 Dump and it's not going to be safe for a bit.

by Whale Eye Willy October 07, 2020

Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach

Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "

by Fattygio July 11, 2017

Chegg Dumped

When your girl/guy breaks up with you and then also changes their chegg password that you shared

Damn, I just got chegg dumped, not only is my heart broken, but I am about to fail this exam too.

by NotNotNotNick April 04, 2020

humchunk dump

somebody that you love a lot in a platonic caring way

love you my little humchunk dump 😊❤️

by humchunkdump February 29, 2024

Albino Dump

It is the seminal fluid that comes out of her (or his) anus while taking a dump after the man blew his load from anal sex.

My bitch took a massive Albino Dump this morning.

by M J Rottencrotch September 11, 2020

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 02, 2020