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Cheese Ass

by Shitheed1 May 22, 2019
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Soda Cheese

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012
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Cheese cat

A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese
by Beansssssssssss March 20, 2020
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cheese on a board

if my parents find out about last night i am cheese on a board
by Sloopppp June 12, 2017
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Cheese puff

The cheese puff is president now.

I will never eat cheese puffs again because of him.
by Stacy j. 69696969696 January 28, 2017
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Technology Cheese

Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.
Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.

Dude, just technology cheese instead.

YES!
by sanfred December 10, 2012
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after cheese

after having anal sex and ejaculating in a woman's rear, the male withdraws his penis. when doing so, the semen trickles down into the vagina and combines with the woman's "cum". thus we are left with the after effect; which one would know as after cheese.
the cheese that is left over after... after cheese.
by C.R.3.@.M. November 3, 2010
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