No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

SIMP

This word perfectly describes Brendan Emery.

He's Simping but can never be as bad a Bren

by NOT A SIMP - BREN IS November 2, 2020

Simpingness

When someone’s heart is full with too much love and power to keep away from the one who gave them that power. Dr. Michael Morbius is the #1 person that people have simpingness for.

“Wow, I can’t believe you’re out and about after all that simpingness that was going on.

by Doodoocacarat👹 June 27, 2022

Simp

Jack Hollingworth

Oh look there is Jack Hollingworth simping again to Charlotte Mackay

by Jacks a simp March 13, 2020

Simp

Si eres mexicano te lo traduzco, se refiere a alguien "mandilon", de nada
If you are Mexican, here's the translation, it mean's that someone is "mandilon"

Es un mandilon
He's a simp

by monchismx July 28, 2020

Simp

Sora The Troll

Sora is a simp ; Sora The Simp

by TheUnknownShiver August 7, 2020

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023