Simp

Another word for Ruben Foster

Person A: Yo What does simp mean?
Person B: Oh its a Synonym for Ruben Foster

by ftmBoichetti February 12, 2020

Simp

Bipazod.

Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"

Guy 2: "How old is he?"

Guy 1: "About 21."

Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"

by Duhlamino February 12, 2020

simp

Man Ass Cunt

Kyle Man Ass Cunt is a fucking simp.

by MyWeeWeeLeakyLeaky February 12, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself under a woman in hopes of winning her over, even though she brings nothing to the table. Simps are especially big on ditching the boys to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Jack: Hey bestie what are u doin tonight? I was thinking we could hang out just me and you and maybe do a Face mask!
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Don’t be a simp.

by Simp Powers February 12, 2020

Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

A person who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta Male that he has now evolved into a Simp. E.x Bruno

I'm a weak individual who likes to Simp snowflakes.

by Jathi February 13, 2020

Simp

A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.

Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!

Friend 2: why you say that?

Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.

Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.

Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.

by Friending friend February 13, 2020