SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

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mmmh good soup

you can say this when you just ate soup and it was good

mom: dinner is ready
you: mmmh good soup

by bollenvis April 3, 2024

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Farsi soup

Used to describe something that is a hot mess, but that more conventional terminology cannot aptly describe.

“So I was at the bar last night drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes. I walked out the door, got into a Ford with no headrests and woke up with chicken wing bones on the floor next to me on the couch. It was a Farsi Soup kind of night.”

by Jarvis Tallmidge April 6, 2024

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Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner

A colloquial expression indicating someone's disposition is particularly bitter, likening it to the taste of a hearty bowl of stew, which serves as a metaphorical comparison to emphasize the intensity of their bitterness.

"Whenever Sarah starts complaining about her job, her friends jokingly remind her, 'Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner,' to gently poke fun at her sour mood."

by commonphrasedefiner1 April 6, 2024

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