apple-to-orange

Being the antonym for "apple-to-apple", this term refers to the comparison between two things (or more) that simply don't compare! For example, you were born on Sunday, February 22nd 2004. You aren't going to have ever celebrated your birthday during Ramadan until Sunday, February 22nd 2026. But still, you have always compared with the rapper Quavo who have once celebrated his birthday during Ramadan. And the last time this rapper celebrated his birthday was on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024.

Trying to compare my birthday on February 22nd 2004, with Quavo's Ramadan birthday is just an apple-to-orange situation; they’re worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser January 8, 2026

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an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

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stick your thumb in the orange

Being aggressive with a situation

Lisa stick your thumb in the orange and tell him that you’re tired of being used.

by BananaW11 November 17, 2018

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The number of the alphabet orange

A number of the Japanese Alphabet, usually associated with water.

you can believe me, i'm some random guy on the internet.

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:Hey, what's your favorite color?

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 7 or something:the number of the alphabet orange

Some random piece of shit that's probably like 6 or something:bro what the fuck

by hewwo uwu how are yous????? April 3, 2020

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