An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.
Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
by BlondeLobster1 August 27, 2009
The point at any social gathering when 2 horny strangers decide to go into a private area and have drunk, unprotected sex.
by The Fifth Floor January 29, 2009
by Kaphix December 30, 2006
you: Can I have money for burger. Mom: for burger. you: yus
you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME
you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME
by Urban Kornflakes May 19, 2019
1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent
2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
by Poobumlurtz June 02, 2009
Ill see you "after the game" " before the game" "at halftime" "by the end or beginning of a specific quarter or period in a game" - Man Time
by Staxxmoney December 08, 2013
When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.
by happykat October 14, 2009