A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.
Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."
by CRHaize January 03, 2014
Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.
by MC_Scooty567 January 02, 2017
by billystuvilegit August 25, 2018
The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022
"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
by Nigerian muffin pantie February 28, 2016
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 03, 2018