Fart-maxxing

A body position that maximizes your probability of farting

My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.

Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.

by Toma Shade August 23, 2025

cisco-maxxing

If a person cannot stop yapping about cisco protocols. The person is usually a nerd and also invested in linux.

He got 50 000 servers in his basement.

A: Bro do you want to drink and drive?
D: No, I cannot stop cisco-maxxing to these children.
A: Let me think about it

by Pi-tscha February 6, 2025

Max

Lazy but funny, he steals jokes from his friends but can be fun. Likes music and probably has a cat. Loves Minecraft and Roblox

Hes funny, hes being a max

by Max555 June 25, 2019

Max Gunn

Cunt that dick rides all day and gets no hoes oh and his brother is a hoe

Max Gunn is a loser negro.

by NeloV2 November 6, 2022

Pepsi Max

-The absolute maximum
Slang
When you reach the limit

"I have one week of holidays, PEPSI MAX"
"I need to pay rent by friday, PEPSI MAX"
"I will be ready by 1pm, PEPSI MAX"

by iwastemylifeonyoutubelitteraly April 14, 2023

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021