a skater hottie who has great hair and amazing eyes that make you fall in love with him. he has great taste in music especially indie and alt. he says cute shit that makes you smile and makes you feel happy. and if you play your cards right you can make him fall for you and when he does he’ll have you singing in the shower and smiling whenever you hear his name.
by fatwafflebling May 03, 2021
a British twat who likes sonic and likes creme donuts with a bat and has spent all his money on only fans
by Smart words sussybaka October 19, 2021
This person named Maek June is the one of the CUTEST person alive on earth, if you heard the name Mark June one thing came to your mind is the word CUTE
by Senbonsakura May 13, 2022
Former second basement for the Boston Red Sox. Known as "Booger" for his striking resemblance to the character of that name from Revenge of the Nerds.
"Wow, Mark Bellhorn had some game last night."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
by Binky Thunderputz January 11, 2012
Person 1: "Did you see Matt in the locker room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kara gave him a bunch of stud marks last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, Kara gave him a bunch of stud marks last night."
by slightly toasted cracker October 12, 2019
Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?
by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022
A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”
Mark Jones
Mark Jones