mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool

ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?

by buttchese19 December 14, 2024

Mark

Mark is a dry texter but very talkative when you meet him in real life he is a gamer and would ignore you for video games anytime of the day but he has a sweet heart when you get to know him more

Me texting mark: heyyy wsp? -3 hours later-

Mark: sorry I was on my games wyd?

Me: Bruh.

by Lovable ace January 24, 2022

Mark

The annoyingest person ever. He will keep bugging you even if you tell him to stop. He says random shit all the time that is irrelevant to your conversation. He is also addicted to videogames and rages at them.

you: hey mark!
mark: kookoookokokkokokookchichichipoopoo!

by iready February 5, 2020

black mark

an insult that Amish people use to describe out of wedlock children or children with English blood

The way Amish people think out of wedlock children bearing black marks because of their parents' sin of having premarital sex, they act like the parents should have aborted them when their mothers got pregnant with them from the sexual intercourse the parents had. Like anti abortionists say "It's not the children's faults that their parents had sex before they were married".

by chad'srockergrrrll June 13, 2024

Mark

Dating miss pitcher, looks like mr beevor

Myah: hello Mr bean, Mark

by Kekedkdk March 25, 2022

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Mark

Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).

Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.

by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020