Cat Milk Silk

Cat Milk Silk is the milky white substance extruded from the many nipples of Spidercat.

"Hey Jane, I bought this new cat milk silk loom to weave me up some bonnets."

by Jboww September 18, 2018

Dirty Milk Wand

A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.

He loves a good dirty milk wand

by Cokestraw April 14, 2019

milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.

In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!

by YAWA July 21, 2022

Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011

fat man milk

the milk that lactates out of a fat man's tits

you can get the same out by squeezing the tits like a cow but the best way is to make him chase a doughnut like a fucking dog

bro, I'm thirsty as fuck
man you look like you need some fat man milk
bro, I could kill for some right now
yea me too

oh come here, fat boy

by XXX_fatboy69420_XXX November 24, 2019

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

milk frother army

milk frother army is a community is a community of individuals who love milk frothers

I am honored to be apart of the milk frother army!

by aisugdj9173)48:! May 20, 2021