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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Far long range weapon

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun
by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019
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fast food long

when you go to get a quick bite to eat and for some reason your order takes forever
person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger

Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese

Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
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Long Shot

Loan Shark , but when you can't say Loan Shark.
This is Vincent, He will take are of you. He can be your Long Shot.
by Vinnie Business September 27, 2021
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Caitlyn long

Omg Caitlyn long actually got an award??!
by bigsteppaabby!! November 22, 2021
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