The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 06, 2023

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*

"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."

by Nordine October 21, 2021

Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.

I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.

by Nordine October 21, 2021

Skid (Kentucky slang)

It means skid

Guy 1: Damn, she's a Skid (Kentucky slang)
Guy 2: Yeah, for sure

by skidman56 February 01, 2023

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.

by westtd October 04, 2022

The Kentucky Thumb

The act of placing your thumb in a woman's vagina, so far that it may just be saving her life.
Made famous by famous YouTube star, The AK Guy, Brandon Herrera.

I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night, she was done in only a few minutes.

by allerr12 May 20, 2021