Jake Paul

Jake Paul used to be an annoying fuck but is now better than ksi at boxing I'm from the UK myself and I can't lie it is true jake paul is better at boxing

Kids Jake Paul

by Lacaca March 15, 2022

phantom jake

Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.

Don't worry about phantom jake

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

jake

A guy who's 24/7 horny

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.

by FlossyGurl April 10, 2017

Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

Jake

A trashy man who acts like a nice guy, but certainly isn’t. Jake will follow you home from the grocery store because “he wanted your number”. Jake never goes to jail

Hey! I was leaving the grocery store and an when I got home it said an AirTag had been following me for 15 minutes. I ransacked my car and found the tag enscribed Jake.

by Longslit May 1, 2022

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025