Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

Internet trash whore

A person who lives for all the dumb garbage on the internet

Jeffrey is such an internet trash whore. His YouTube recommendations are a mess.

by Ingram Ko September 24, 2021

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.

Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?

by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018

Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord

Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you

by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025

internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019

Internet

The internet is your life

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.

by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021