friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.

She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"

by owenscott1 November 11, 2011

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.

I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)

by Gamer34 April 17, 2022

Fake Friend

A person with a toxic personality, who needs to learn that karma is coming for them.

Ella is such a fake friend! They always got something to say about someone!

We know!

by mxoon March 14, 2019

What are friends

Something I don’t have😭

Somebody: “what are friends”

Me: “something I don’t have”*cries*

by YourMumDamien September 24, 2019

spite friending

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them

She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man

by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

Crazy friend

A friend who is wild. The girl believes the BOY is beautiful and he flirts with him by calling him a “Crazy Friend”

Olivia- Your such a crazy friend Wavy JJ
Wavy JJ- thanks beautiful

by How's your knee? Gah May 20, 2019