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Jah Day

The day is June 18. Our lord and savior Jahseh fell 1 year ago, so now its motherfuckin' JAH DAY baby!
Give all your energy to our savior by 1. Posting on all socials, "Happy Jah Day #LLJ, #RIPXXX, #BLESSGEKYUME"
2. Beating your favorite wife <3 3. Making sure you tell everyone you listened to Jah before everyone else.
Guy 1: Yo bro what even is Jah Day?
Guy 2: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JAH DAY IS? YOU'RE SUCH A FILTHY ANIMAL HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT JAH, I LISTENED TO HIS MUSIC WAY BEFORE YOU DID SWINE.
Guy 1: O-ok.
by bigbhonkboy June 18, 2019
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Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite
2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?
by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019
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shrektastic day

only legends like king b/ romester and big nut use to tell people to have a great fucking day with a little bit of shrek bedazzle in it. creators like benitez have recently brought shrek back to the community and it is fucking epic
used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day

good morning big nut

have a shrektastic king b and romester
by Pussy slayer 999 May 8, 2019
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Hoodie day

Everyone wears a hoodie of the opposite gender
“Caleb gave Kacey his hoodie because it is hoodie day.”
by 16&57 December 11, 2019
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appreciation day

Steve I bought you a gift for appreciation day

Rachel I bout you a god aswelll

Thank you I love you
by Government I August 14, 2019
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Loop of the Day

A round of golf enjoyed by a caddie for the various reasons: Good golfers that play at a fast pace, usually early in the morning. Reward by handsome financial compensation.
The caddies still in the yard were hating on Victor when he was finished by noon with $250 in his pocket. He had the loop of the day.
by MasterCaddy September 22, 2019
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no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao
Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY
by alexthejhit September 23, 2019
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