Daniel Hess

A blokmon

A nibba
The ghamest of the ghambrus

He is in love with a boer named mieka

Blokmon why are you such a Daniel Hess gham bru

He is such a Daniel Hess cos he’s so blok

by daddy.blok June 18, 2019

Daniel

Well Daniel as you can tell always has a massive penis and is always down for a bit of sexual contact here and there but if he loves a girl he will buy her a massive black dildo

Daniel- Hey Baby

Lindsey- You want nudes

Daniel- Yes
Lindsey- Enjoy
Then they live happily for the rest of their lives

by Daniel Elliot June 18, 2019

Daniel

Daniel is a mad cunt who is an actual eshay that all his friends can rely on and he is also the hottest cunt out there

Look there is Daniel I wanna fuck him

by Rad cunt June 20, 2019

Daniel

Daniel works in Wetherspoons and that's pretty much it...

"Alright lads, who fancies a night out soon?"

Daniel: "Sorry Lads, can't. I've got work. In Wetherspoons. All the time."

by JonD88 June 21, 2019

Daniel

Daniel is that one guy you can always rely on to get the job done. He is a mega STAR WARS fan and amazing when it comes to video games. It's just really funny to watch him flirt because he messes up really bad and everybody starts to laugh and ridicule him. I think people just haven't truly had the chance to get to know him inside out. I wonder if he even knows himself at times. He is a tactical genius when it comes to Soccer and he is outstanding when his Soccer coach puts him in goal.

Girl 1: Was Daniel trying to flirt with me? His jokes are so corny!
Girl 2: Relax, Daniel is a nice guy.

by OGGIGIBUFFON77 December 1, 2019

Danielle

a horse girl that you can never trust. she will lie about you and be fake. rides horses and bites and hisses at you.

that girl bit me!
whats her name?
danielle!
oh obviously!!

by ismellginger December 3, 2019

Daniel

Gay, jewish, has a identification number on wrist

Daniel, isn’t that #7289568.

by Gaytism December 5, 2019