Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.

“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”

by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023

gas station biscuit

A donut

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line

by GullibleOne October 13, 2020

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014

Biscuit- momma

A mom-friend with chaotic nurturing energy.
Shows up with snacks, unsolicited wisdom, and the ability to destroy your enemies with a single “bless your heart.“

The moment she said ‘bless your heart’ with that smile, everyone knew the Biscuit- Momma was about to humble somebody.

by Biscuitmomma December 4, 2025

No biscuit

Not a lie. Synonymous for "No cap"

Jake: Did you steal my Oreos??
Dav: I didn't bro no biscuit.

by itsforaskit July 19, 2025