It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

The Good Stuff

A Term Used By Teenage Boys To Desguise The Fact That They Are Talking About Pornography or Other Related Material.
It Is Often In Full Use Around Girls, Teacher and Adults as Most Boys Like To Hide There Intentions.

James: Hey Bret, U Been Looking At Any Of The Good Stuff..
Bret: Yeh, As A Matter Of Fact Ive Got Some On My Phone

by Si5ky May 2, 2008

Good Girl

A Good Girl is a girl who is completely submissive and obedient to her man in all things. This is the most rare and valuable quality a man looks for in a woman (whether subconsciously or not.) This blessed quality even takes priority over her looks, personality or general disposition. As the eras become more "progressive", nearly all women have lost their way and forgotten their roots during their rush to "independence"; a rush which has killed the Good Girl within their hearts and souls--leaving them empty and without meaningful purpose. Because of this, men treat the few remaining Good Girls like an inviolably sacred golden goose or a legendary white whale to end all fantasies. A Good Girl never says "no" or disrespects her man and will never forget that the man of the house is king; his word being law... and her role is to gracefully serve at his pleasure. She'll always tend to his needs and never give any lip or run her mouth whilst always submitting to her man's every command or advance as though receiving a blessing. A Good Girl worships a man's masculinity and embraces it rather than demonize. The GG treats her man like a king and his cock like a god and she will bend the knee to give it a kiss of adoration and fealty every opportunity she gets as though saying a prayer to the Almighty. The endangered Good Girl is a dwindling breed and is not expected to be observed during the 22nd century as feminism is killing this sacred and natural destiny of the fairer sex.

"Damn, bro... I can't believe you found you a Good Girl. You gotta be livin' the dream with a catch like that treating you like a king every damn day."

"Fuuuck. Dude were did you find that Good Girl?! Bruh, you can't ever let her go man! No bitch will ever compare, u know that, right?

by The Jimmy B March 30, 2021

Good homophobe

A person who is averse to homosexuality, but who is not a bad person.

Tom violently attacks gays because he is a bad person and also a homophobe. Jerry is disgusted by gays, but he doesn't treat them badly, because he is a good person, so that makes him a good homophobe. A person who is disgusted by gays is not automatically a bad person, but a person who automatically attacks and "cancels" everyone whose thoughts and beliefs they disagree with, that is a tyrant and a bad person.

by RealHonestDefinition April 1, 2023

ten goods

The maximum number of "goods" you can give when someone exclaims "How good is it?!"

Guy: Mate, did you see insert random movie here? How good is it?!

Other guy: It was ten goods!

by Ken_ December 24, 2007

Damaged Goods

The change will do you good
I always knew it would
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your neck
Sweat's running down your back
Heated surface in the sun
Colder surface in the night (never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
A change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good

Damaged goods
Send 'em back
I can't work, I can't achieve
Send 'em back
Open the till
Give me the change you said would do me good
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (bye)

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Good Mornternoon

A phrase used when greeting a person after they wake up in the afternoon, to point out they are a lazy bum who did not wake up this morning.

Well, good mornternoon Ray. We're happy you got to sleep in and can finally join us.

by blueeeee February 27, 2023