Toxic Wank

A toxic wank is where you cum on someone whilst breaking up with them, specifically on the face.

"Omg Jeremy, you came so much!"
"Sorry Jessica that was a toxic wank, we're over"

by Oxford Vaginary October 08, 2021

Wink Wank

A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.

by drew2dee2 November 19, 2021

Power Wank

Extreme victory mastibation or vigarous public mastibation

As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.

by Dick Dames December 31, 2015

Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

pinky wanking

to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.

hey i was at this posh orgy last nite

did you make sure you were pinky wanking

of course

by mason54m May 30, 2010

tranq wank

The “Tranq (short for tranquilliser) Wank”.

The wank you execute to help yourself fall asleep at night. More functional than enjoyable!

Am shattered but with so much on my mind, I’m worried I may not drop off…. Definitely going to have a quick fire tranq wank

by Beggzie007 January 31, 2024

wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 01, 2020