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Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers
How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank
by Penis_nose August 26, 2019
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Peterborough wank

A Peterborough wank is when a male jerks off with a condom on which is usually followed with a gap sound
I heard Shay doing a Peterborough wank last night
by Oopie goopie III July 6, 2025
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Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank
You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank
by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025
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wank punch

Hitting someone in a manner of which one wanks
Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.
by litreb July 15, 2024
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tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.
Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.
by Richb1 September 29, 2023
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