When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.
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Get the sea fart mug.The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
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Get the Fart Fisting mug.When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.
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George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
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