A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
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Get the .9.YorkNewZpeedGod.9. mug.The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.
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I was walking to the Staten Island Ferry entrance when a scammer came up to me to sell me tickets, but I already knew the Staten Island Ferry is free. I gave him the New York Special and kept walking.
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