Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

wank theatrics

The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand

( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight

by Mr blue March 11, 2016

Wank Ballad

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.

"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."

by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018

Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.

Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight

by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023

Tribunal Wank

When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob

Nice soccer match guys, let’s go home and have a Tribunal Wank!

by Calabina October 27, 2020

rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish

Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.

by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012