When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
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Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
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(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
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