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Tyler

Me: Hey Tyler
Tyler: Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. End Communication.
by Ballsstealerman March 14, 2022
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warm tyler

I gave her a warm Tyler, and she moaned like there was no tomorrow
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tyler

the best and most sexy guy ever and loves to get pussy
tyler is so hot
by faidz June 7, 2022
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Tyler picone

A name held to any common goer who happens to be severely obese
That guy is so fat he's named Tyler picone
by Alpacamuppy May 22, 2024
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Tyler's Forehead

Largest object in the known universe. So large that it can swallow 200 milky way galaxies or 1,000,000,000,000 of our own sun.
"Hey bro have you seen Tyler's forehead?"

"What the fuck do you mean have I? Of course I have, you can see it from a mile away."
by Autum's Whore 666 November 22, 2019
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Tyler pigate

Bitch looks like he snitched on the mafia old fucked up face long neck catfish ass shaped head
Tyler pigate a dumb nigga
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Tyler

kind and trust worth tyler can be shy but once you know him he’s funny and load he has lost of friends he’s cute if he has a girlfriend it’s probably an Abby he’s a book worm and super smart if you need help with anything you can count on him

He love giving compliments and if you give home one he’s going to give you one if he see you in the hallway he’ll say hello he is

Polite and he’s always happy and it’s contagious if you ever met a tyler don’t let him go. He get a lot of girls but turns them down because his heart belongs to one him and Abby are couple goals and the are a match made in heaven.
Tyler hello

You hi I like your hoodie

Tyler thanks I like Your shirt

Or

Jess he’s so cute

Katie yeah to bad he’s dating Abby

Jess that’s ok there sooo cute together
by JaneM_07 February 27, 2020
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