side soulmate

When you meet your soul mate and you cant be without them. But then you meet your second soul mate and keep them on the side.

I thought you were my soul mate? Nah girl your my side soulmate.

by Crespirl June 24, 2017

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

Slog siding

Post a friend or relatives social media pictures on your account without photo credits

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sisters Instagram pictures of Zurich on your account

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

Side quest

When something happens or you are forced to do something that changes the original plans you had for your day.

“I am going to that function, but my mom gave me a side quest to go to the store for her first. So once I complete that I’ll meet yall there.”

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Pick a side

I mean...

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024