turtles

what the kid in the zombie makeup likes

i like turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

by anonymous May 10, 2022

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes

Turtle lee small

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.

Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.

by MutualContemptSociety November 20, 2022