flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 17, 2016

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.

“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”

by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

slave tree

A tree in the middle of a crop field, in which slaves used for shade in the olden days.

Hey dad, whys that tree all alone out in that field?

Well son back in the day that's where the slaves sat to get shade. So it's called a slave tree.

by Ash Bee June 29, 2018

Christmas Tree

A big 'ol tree where you can hang a lot of people. Keep the bodies hanging just like Christmas ornaments. Decorate your tree with hundreds of dead bodies.

The White Robed men chased a Black Criminal to put him on their Christmas Tree.

by Best User On Urban Dictionary December 24, 2025

funny trees

weed

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol

by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019