Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Rusty Crouth

Someone who has red pubic hair.

shut the fuck up rusty crouth.

by The24Shiz April 21, 2009

Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

rusty bolder

When you slip your balls in your old rusty grandmas pussy.

Man that grandma looks like I need to rust her pussy up with an old fashion rusty bolder.

by Bethu December 13, 2013

Rusty Rivera

Dirty Bunghole

Man I should of wiped better I got myself a Rusty Rivera

by CJones9292 August 19, 2022