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Macelo Gomez Special 

The art of sucking on a girls vagina (cunnilingus) while she’s eating pork scratchings.
I applied a Macelo Gomez Special yesterday hahaha
Macelo Gomez Special by El Yeah January 16, 2010

The Joe Brown Special 

A sexual act in which the male stimulates both the female vulva and areola (nipple) simultaneously using only his fingers and tongue
Hey do you bang that hot chick from the bar last night?

You know it, The Joe Brown special too

No Way!

T Kurts Special 

After a long night of drinking with a woman. You take her home to have sex and pass out while on top of her.
Dude I this chick home last night after we had a good time at the bar. Problem was, I drunk to much and ended up giving her a T Kurts special instead of Mr. Toads wild ride.
T Kurts Special by Divided by 0 August 4, 2011

chef's special ingredient 

You get the chef's special ingredient when you have pissed off the people that handle your food the anoyed chef will something extra like sweet from his/her butt crack , pubic hair , spit , dandruf , snot and bodily fluids
She pissed off the waitress so much she asked for chef's special ingredient

Wedding night special

Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
The best part of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.

Denny’s Special 

When someone cums in your food
I think your burger may end up being a Denny’s Special after the way you spoke to that waiter..