that bitch tyrone's been fucking as a side order, is noting like his main meal devanney. fuck that extramarital sex.
by tomnur August 5, 2008
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Ex: "Hey, I know we stopped dating because you're tremendously creepy, but I think we can at least be sex exes, don't you?"
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Other person: (No response; tends not to talk to people he's imagining in his head)
by lsiusA August 16, 2011
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my boyfriend took me to his house last night. little did i know that i would get the rail of a lifetime.
when we got to his room, my ass was wet as fuck and his boner was about to rip his pants. we knew we had to do something fast. that's when i told him about sus sex, the best sex position ever, since it plays on both anal and feet fetishes at once to create an awesome experience. i asked him to be the dominant partner, and he agreed.
immediately he pulled down his pants and i removed my dress. we made out then stripped naked entirely. i lay facedown on his bed as he fondled, licked, sucked, and kissed my feet and each and every one of my toes. then he got on top of me and inserted his 12 inch elephant trunk into my virgin ass. after exactly 69 seconds, he shouted "i love you so much! you sussy baka!!!" and sticking my sexy feet in his face once more, he deposited the entire content of his nuts into my ass, and i reached a full body orgasm at the same time. i had never felt more happy in my lifetime, but i also never felt more like a sussy baka amogus impostor.
after hearing how happy i sounded, we switched and i gave him sus sex.
when we got to his room, my ass was wet as fuck and his boner was about to rip his pants. we knew we had to do something fast. that's when i told him about sus sex, the best sex position ever, since it plays on both anal and feet fetishes at once to create an awesome experience. i asked him to be the dominant partner, and he agreed.
immediately he pulled down his pants and i removed my dress. we made out then stripped naked entirely. i lay facedown on his bed as he fondled, licked, sucked, and kissed my feet and each and every one of my toes. then he got on top of me and inserted his 12 inch elephant trunk into my virgin ass. after exactly 69 seconds, he shouted "i love you so much! you sussy baka!!!" and sticking my sexy feet in his face once more, he deposited the entire content of his nuts into my ass, and i reached a full body orgasm at the same time. i had never felt more happy in my lifetime, but i also never felt more like a sussy baka amogus impostor.
after hearing how happy i sounded, we switched and i gave him sus sex.
by The Penis Musician March 2, 2022
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"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."
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