sloppy waffels

Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.

The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels

by greg the egg September 13, 2017

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

Sloppy jollopy

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face

Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy

by Bdrysdale December 09, 2019

sloppy camel

When you shave your pubes, glue them on a girls face, and take a shit in her mouth

I gave her a sloppy camel last night.

by Dirty Mike Steve October 28, 2017

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 19, 2017

Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 05, 2022

Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis

My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.

by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018