Mozzarella puppy

The name of a baby harp seal

This mozzarella puppy is so cute

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026

Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com

dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.

by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.

by MrWang45 April 11, 2011

Happy Amigo Puppy

A friend of Mexican decent who is considered to be cute, like a puppy, and is always happy.

Dude, my dog died...
Its okay, we always have our Happy Amigo Puppy.

by curvybanana123 June 11, 2011