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by Red Eyed Tree Frog February 11, 2023

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids

person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?

by nclguy01 October 23, 2023

Fell out your tree

lost your mind; got another thing coming; think twice

Friend: can you give me a ride to the bar?

Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!

by Collins37 October 25, 2023

blue trees

blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"

by kiodawalf October 25, 2023