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middle school

(noun). Three to four years of perverted jokes, frustration, and hormones.
"Hey, remember what happened in middle school--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
by J Wishes June 9, 2018
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high school

a place where a bunch of different people are supposed to learn and figure out what they want to do with their lives. Mostly its a place with many hookup, breakups, crushes, new and old friends, lying, cheating, boring

there are so many people who are trying to belong to the many groups
you got the: jocks, goths, punks, dirty kids, gangstas, wangstas, dorks, preps, popular kids, cheerleaders, fags, special ed kids, cool smart kids, druggies, fat kids, brown-nosers, the kids who just dont belong, the band geeks, the art freaks, the yearbook staff, and the kids who need to learn how to brush their hair
So many people hate high school
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greene school

Shit ass school that kids hate and parents love. Everyone is litterally gay or Transgender
"Oh you go to greene school?"

"You must be mad gay"
by DinosaurXD June 21, 2018
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Amersham School

The Amersham school was once an all girls school (probably in favour of the Chally boys) which was then taken over by a snake called Mrs Jarret. Mrs Jarret will make children do things like take off their shoes during assembly, which is a bit of a red alert for anyone who has heard of what a foot fetish is. She also makes the younger students clear up all 100 or so chairs before they can enter next lesson.
Friend: "how is your new girlfriend?" You:"She is pulling a complete Amersham school on me and making me clean up everything."

Friend: "So what school are you thinking of if you are out of options?" You: "I'm gonna have to join Amersham school, If you see a picture of my feet on the internet you will know why."
by Thefastestfrickinthewest October 29, 2019
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High School

1> The term 'High School' adj. has recently come to mean anything 'Lame','Untrendy' or just simply 'Imature'.
It is typically used by college students or those who have graduated from Secondary education.
Amy: 'OH MY GOD, I just saw Blake and he was acting like he was the 'shit'.
Sam: What he was acting like HE was the 'shit'?
Amy: Yeah I know, that guy so isn't, he's just high school.

Or

Jasper: I've just seen Jay, he's dyed his hair blond!
Emlin: What does it look like?
Jasper: Oh it just looks terrible, real 'high school'.
by Samuel Cooper November 10, 2008
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Secondary School

Welcome to the remainder of compulsory education. uniforms, crap Jamie Oliver school lunches, Harder work, and students who seriously lack individuality. If your lucky you will get 1 no uniform day a year and you need to pay to wear your own clothes. School lunches will be served by old women who's only other option is a pension and the dole. 1st year students will cause chaos since there in 'big school' and feel somehow more important than the other 1000 or so in school. Highlights include fire alarms being set off, bank holiday Monday's and trips. Teachers who complain about their wages, or lack of and think we give a shit, some of us do, some teachers are great, but they are few and far between. my best friend lost her virginity at 13 and gets drunk most weekends, started smoking at 11 and is constantly in detention. My friend, lets just call her 'b' cuts herself, talks about suicide and takes overdoses so she can be sick, fall asleep and get out of P.E, another girl who is popular and really pretty, her mum died when she was young lets call her 'c', has tonnes of mates but gets drunk and cuts herself, sleeps with boys. she's really drunk and regrets it the next day. another girl, 'd', mum + dad is a teacher and the pressure on her to do well is overwhelming, jokingly she gives a cheeky reply to her father 'yeah yeah', grounded for a month. high school is sugar-coated, they can make pretty uniforms, they can build new schools but teenagers will always be the same.
teacher = 'ok everyone, do the starter questions, i need to begin a class because there teacher isn't here, we will check the answers when we get back'

class = *quiet*
teacher = *walks down corridor*

class = *lots of talking* 'Jessica is Stacy really?' 'Have you seen the new episode of' 'Ah ha ha!' *jumps on table* 'Shut the fuck up you mongo heggy!'

1 girl = *SHHISH! she's coming*

everyone else = 'shut up! she's coming' 'shhish!!'

one really loud person = 'SHISSSSH!'
everyone else = *glares*

1 minute later they realise she's not coming

everyone = 'ahh' *frustrated sigh' *continue to speak random stuff*

me = who wants gum??

everyone = 'me!!' 'can i have some pleeease!!' 'YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND'

me = 'go on, take the whole fucking thing! have a field day why don't you?'

me = *working on starter questions*
them = *quarrelling over gum*

teacher = *walks in* *see's boy on desk and lots of people trying to get chewing gum*

teacher = 'i can't leave you for 5 minutes! unbelievable! the amount of cheek! your like little nursery children! the other teachers were complaining about the amount of noise'

teacher = *looks at us doing work* *looks at the rest of the class* 'i bet you haven't even started those questions! lack of respect, oh and heggy, go to the year head, oh and don't forget this punishment'
us = *sniggering*
teacher = 'these people are an example you should all follow!, now get on with your work'

this is what Secondary School classes are like
by notafraidtospeakup June 6, 2010
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school for the gifted

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.
Haha, school for the gifted.
by Street Urchin April 6, 2004
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